Family reunions don’t happen a lot. When they do, you’ll hear all kinds of comments from relatives—some are funny while others can get slightly offensive. And no, the titas aren’t the only ones who are guilty of this.
This Christmas, you shouldn’t just prepare yourself for the feast. You should also be armed with witty responses for the slew of comments and questions that will ensue. So if anyone says anything about your weight or your relationship status, refer to the clapbacks below.
“You gained weight!”
“Does your job pay well?”
“Why are you still single?!”
“You should date my friend’s son!”
“You’ve been married for x years. How come you don’t have a kid yet?”
“Why are you still dating that guy?”
“I don’t like your outfit/makeup/hair.”
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