Noah Cyrus is selling her tears for $12,000

Noah Cyrus is milking her new EP for all it’s worth. GoodCry is launching tomorrow but before then, she decided to release some merch first. She teased that you could buy mugs and sweaters on the site Pizzaslime for 24 hours.

On the site you will find T-shirts with Billy Ray Cyrus’ face and other items with Noah’s name on it. But, what caught everyone’s attention was a bottle labeled Noah Cyrus Tears. It is described as “approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness,” and it’s worth $12,000. These may or may not be tears from her IG Live breakdown after splitting from her ex boyfriend Lil Xan. 

Screengrab of Pizzaslime website

This might be at the top of the list for oddest merch and we wonder if someone is actually going to buy it.

 

Photo courtesy of Noah Cyrus’ Instagram account

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