Amy Schumer Did Something Naughty at Jake Gyllenhaal’s Apartment

There was a time in Amy Schumer’s life when she and her sister rented out Jake Gyllenhaal’s apartment. (The details on how we can do the same thing have yet to be revealed.) As anyone in the same scenario would do, she inspected the entire house, down to the last nook and cranny, to be able to truly feel the essence of one Mr. Gyllenhaal.

Sadly, the only juicy find that Amy discovered was a partially eaten, frozen birthday cake, seemingly meant for Jake’s old flame. So what did the comedienne do to make the most out of it?

A few drinks later and with a video camera in hand, Amy ate the cake—without any utensils and with a made-up narrative of how the birthday cake was meant for a supermodel.

Watch the whole clip as Amy Schumer gladly recounts the glorious experience on Late Night with Stephen Colbert. Amy shows us what it means to have #noshame. And frankly, we respect the comedienne all the more because of her antics. We’re also currently evaluating our #lifegoals because of it.

 

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