Mortals, Learn a Few Lessons From Beyoncé’s Pregnancy Post

Mortals, pause for a moment as Beyoncé, most high, bestowed upon us the news that she’s pregnant with twins.

Ratchet and glorious at the same time, Beyoncé artfully managed to dodge rumors and speculation as she gave us the news in her terms. Clad in an Agent Provocateur bra, blue bloomers, and a green veil, she humbly announces the blessings that have come to the Carters. It’s a masterful piece that must be immortalized and Ellen DeGeneres was quick to realize just that.

Beyoncé blessed the world back in 2012 with her first child Blue Ivy Carter. Blue lives a fairly low key publicized life but has been the subject of songs by both her parents.

You may now resume your mundane lives and speculate the names of the twins which may be announced through an album cover or through some glorious way Beyoncé only knows about.

Congratulations to the Carters!

 

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