Now food, and I mean literally food, has taken over the Internet and provided us with more than just nutrients but also with some wit and humor. There are already so many out there, like Pizza and Tofu but we’ve picked the five Twitter food accounts that dish out the funny with the yummy and even healthy. These accounts let us interact with with carrots, kale, and even Skittles, with a chance to get a hilarious, or often rude, reply back.
Follow all these Twitter accounts and get more fodder for your feed!
@simplebagel
47,100 followers
https://twitter.com/simplebagel/status/661154737870368768
Like its food counterpart, it’s good to take @simplebagel in the morning to kick the day off with random jokes about memes and pop culture, with bagels puns on the side.
@RealCapnCrunch
40,700 followers
You were unprepared for trick or treaters, but incredibly prepared to improvise. #HalloweenCrunch pic.twitter.com/tmfCtwhYJd
— Cap'n Crunch (@RealCapnCrunch) October 29, 2015
You can get Cap’n Crunch in your bowl with fresh milk in the morning, and have it on your Twitter feed, too. He likes posting photos and videos that has anything to do with him, feeding his own ego while winning in wit and humor.
@daily_kale
25,500 followers
Kale and Fridays go together like peanut butter and hallucinogenic weekend-long-liquor-and-hard-drug-bender-inducing jelly.
— Kale (@daily_kale) November 6, 2015
Kale is very active on Twitter. Just like any other vegetable, it likes to get in your system and help you out with anything that’s good for you—including a hearty laugh.
@Skittles
323,000 followers
Before Skittles were invented, Earth had to import Awesome from Saturn. Dark days, people.
— SKITTLES (@Skittles) November 5, 2015
The popular snack is not just full of different colors. You’ll find that it’s also conceited, sarcastic, and tends to tweet about random, trivial things like wolves, elves, and riding horses.
@RealCarrotFacts
240,000 followers
The japanese word for carrot is "quayno" which mean "the orange rod of crunch".
— Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) October 13, 2015
Though it might not be as factual as it claims to be, @RealCarrotFacts does try. Just like @daily_kale, it just wants to help and inform through hilarious trivia and one-liners that make you think twice about the seemingly simple vegetable.
Photo courtesy of The Toilet Diaries
