If you do not know who Bess Kalb is, you should. I could go on about how she is a screenwriter, oh, for a few TV shows you might be familiar with like Jimmy Kimmel Live! and The 68th Primetime Emmy Awards. What I want to commend her on is how she replies to Donald Trump‘s tweets almost every single day.
.@realDonaldTrump Oh honey I know they’re mean to you but it sounds an awful lot like you’re going with feelings over freedom of the press.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 30, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump I just hope you figure out the nuts and bolts of it before you have to sit down and President. — Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 29, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump Donald John, the same could be said about winning with dignity.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 24, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump Sweetheart, this could be the way out you’ve been dreaming of! No more stress eating and you can stay home! Phew! — Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 27, 2016
She doesn’t just call him names or just hate tweets him. No, she’s clever and she pokes fun at his contradicting sentiments. It has even made me think that, hey, since Twitter is indeed meant for free and public conversation, one must tweet Donald Trump every day.
.@realDonaldTrump @nytimes Babe, this is public.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 16, 2016
.@mike_pence @realDonaldTrump for every Twitter troll who harasses me on your behalf I will donate another $20 to @PPact in Pence’s name. — Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 13, 2016
When another Twitter user tried to defend The Donald with an inappropriate meme, she went in on him mercilessly.
Poor guy just trying to troll in Donald Trump's mentions got murdered in front of everybody pic.twitter.com/NRWnHoRpT1
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 4, 2017
Beware, trolls. Bess Kalb isn’t holidng back any punches. Another commendable thing about Bess is how she continues to be a beacon of hope and humor despite the fact that Donald has already won the election. I’m just going to also let it dawn on you that his inauguration is only over a little half a week away.
.@realDonaldTrump Nobody you admire will remember you fondly.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) October 15, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump Sorry, angel, I was at a show. Careful the way you admit to hacking.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 7, 2017
Bess also writes for GQ, The New Yorker, and Wired. She also believes that she is the reason why Hillary lost the election because of the jokes she wrote for her during her Al Smith’s Dinner. We don’t think it’s quite so, Bess. As long as you tweet back what’s what to @realDonaldTrump, we’ll keep rooting for you.
.@realDonaldTrump The media isn’t dishonest just because they show you behaving badly and you don’t like it. And you LOVE Devil Wears Prada! — Bess Kalb (@bessbell) January 9, 2017
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