A few years ago, late night television and YouTube exploded when Jimmy Fallon realized that he blew away his shot at dating Nicole Kidman. Jimmy’s shock over the whole situation took over. You also saw how celebrities such as a host-comedian and an Oscar award winner encounter the same problems we mortals have. Just without the 40 million views, though.
This year, that late night show moment might just be eclipsed when Kardashian fan girl Jennifer Lawrence interviewed Kim Kardashian-West. The Mother star was the guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! and took full advantage of the chance to ask Kim questions. She went deeply personal and did not hold back in showing that her dream Hollywood opportunity was unfolding right before her eyes. She got to ask every question we’ve wanted to ask Kim ourselves such as if she got to talk to O.J. Simpson and how she didn’t realize her contour/highlight brushes look like sex toys. You know, life-changing stuff.
It also produced a lot of quotes which we can now appropriate in our own lives and will be going down as bible. (Kardashian speak, look it up.)
#1 When it’s a Monday and you need to pump yourself up
#2 When trying to explain how wild your weekend went
#3 When your boss asks why it suddenly stinks during a meeting
#4 What your first work task sounds like before your coffee
#5 When you want to divert a work disaster into something light
#6 When you really want to bond with everyone in the office
#7 When trying to explain why you need a two week leave
#8 When caught in some small talk and you try too hard to be interesting